This week saw pretty much nothing happen on Fade Street in-keeping with the running theme of the show. Unfortunately, Cici's oxygen tank broke and she was looking rough to say the least. She tried to shift our attention away by drawing on eyebrows with chunky charcoal from the DIT supplies closet. She also went on another date with Keith whose eyes are still as crazy as Jim Corr's conspiracy theories.
Diarmaid replaced Beaver Boy as new annoying sidekick and oh, how we realised that you never know what you've got until it's gone. Come back BB!!!
The highlight of our week came when we meet Ali “The Riddler”Coffee. Did anybody have a clue what the fuck she was on about? This shit was even more confusing than Cici's introduction. Answers on a postcard please.
|"If you want to be cast by me, answer me these riddles three"|
Diarmaid stinks after a night out in Galway. Well it is the crusty capital of the world. Plus 5
UCD went low enough to let Fade Street film there. Minus 4 but Plus 2 because this is exactly what we predicted last week.
Fly on a wine glass in Odessa's establishing shot. Minus 2 for hygiene
Vogue completely abandons his DJ post while music is still playing. Minus 5
Vogue doesn't join the other lads for Jagerbombs and a night on the pull. What is he, a girl? Minus 4