|Dani does her best Paul impression|
As real as Melina’s lack of empathy
Plus 4 for the total look of disdain on Louise's face when Susan is telling her about the next
plot twist task.
Plus 5 for the communal laugh from the girls when they suggest that Dani would clean the apartment.
Plus 50 for the whine that Louise makes when she leaves Susan's office crying. Poor girl probably hasn't shed that many tears since she witnessed Michael Collins being killed.
As fake as Susan’s kindness
Susan conveniently has a “Great little task” for the girls. Why don't they just show the producers briefing the girls on what they'll be acting out for the episode. Minus 3
"I'm not really putting you on the spot," says Andre to Dani. Yes you are you just asked where her head was at, silly. Minus 2.
Vogue was never told why he was given such a ridiculous name. What type of mother calls her son Vog without explanation? Minus 10
Minus 3 that Vogue did not set Darragh from Trinity up with Cici. Two voices so identical are meant to be together.
Vogue's disappointment when he gets a rejection call from her casting. Minus 5 because real actors get about 3 of those a week.
As if we didn't have enough with Vogue plugging ANDREW'S LANE THEATRE. We now have Cici repeating herself about her shit non-existant club night. Minus 8 Is that seriously the best story that RTÉ could get for her?
We would say it's a little convenient that Keith happened to be in Whelans when the gals were there but that is exactly where we would expect find him most days of the week. And for that matter, is he pretending to ignore the girls or can he actually not see the production crew? Minus 10
Aaaand Dani is alone in the smoking area of Whelans why? Where’s Cici? Minus 3
You are both wrong Lou and Curvy Stellar Employee. Susan is not the boss, Michael is! Minus 8 for total lack of job knowledge.
Louise claims she stayed up all night laying out ONE A4 page. What we really want to know is who left such a technical task to a 108-year-old? Minus 6
How come Melina's attitude wasn't reported? She was just as wagony as Lou. Minus 8. The disagreeable bitch.
Total Minus 75 – The exact temperature of Melina’s heart
The comments on this blog, no matter how offensive, are aimed at the characters portrayed in the show and not the bad actors who play them. In the event that a libel case arises we would get pleasure out of seeing RTÉ prove that the show is an accurate portrayal of anybody’s life….anywhere.